Happy Anniversary !

Your Husband Stopped by to Clean the Pool

For the Third Time This Week.
I Asked Him Why He Had a
14" Mailing Tube in His Pants.
He Said He Was Just Happy to See Me.

He Comes Here a Lot.
After He Comes Here,
He Tells Me He Has to Go Home
To See You to Get Some Rest.

Wyze Up,
Shit-for-Brains !

CHEER UP ! ! !

Lately, You Seem Down in the Dumps.
Not That I Give a Rat's Ass,
But, As I Just Used Your Boyfriend's
Erect Manhood As a Toothpick,
I Can Understand Why.

Get a Real Man,

B-I-ATCH ! ! !