And get off your fat ass!
Stop welshing and start to contribute!
Rat Bastard!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
You Are Like the Sun!
You burn me,Cause me cancer;
and you're not especially bright at night.
You Suck!
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
It's Great to Have You As a Friend!
It's always good to know someone
that you're smarter than
more attractive than
and all around better than.
Nice to know ya, Asswipe!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Congratulations on a Job Well Done!
Never has the world witnessed such incompetence.
Do us all a favor.
Leave town, you effin' moron!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Happy Anniversary!
Like flies to shit,
The attraction was mutual.
Definitely meant for each other.
As Romeo and Juliet did -
Die, you Bastards!
Monday, March 23, 2009
Thank You!
For screwing up my life.
Without all the problems and difficulties that you add to my world,
I don't know what I'd do.
Thanks again, asshole!
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Happy Birthday!
We actually thought you had died seven or eight years ago. Unfortunately we heard otherwise. Go figure, you old bastard!
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