Friday, June 5, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Happy Anniversary!
My friend Bill says that
Your wife's "Eat" tattoo
Should be closer to her vadge.
I agree, but told him that
The "In Here" tattoo
Is perfectly placed by her anus.
Dipshit!
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kenn
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It took me some time
To find a card
Just for you.
Yet, I found one
That says exactly
What I wanted to say.
And here it is:
YOU SUCK!
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Monday, April 13, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Sorry to Hear . . .
That you lost your job.
It's far more amazing to me
That you had one in the first place!
I love this country;
Do us all a favor and
Stay out of the workforce,
You Total Waste!
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Thursday, April 9, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
So, it's true.
You're living proof.
The good die young,
and the assholes continue on.
See you next year, Scumbag!
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Congratulations on Your New Addition!
That's all we need,
Another asshole to use up
the world's valuable resources.
Two words: Birth Control
Dickweed!
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Monday, April 6, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Happy Anniversary!
Your wife says mine is twice as big as yours.
Let me return the compliment;
She has great boobs!
You Asshole!
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kenn
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
It's Great to Have You As a Friend!
It's always good to know someone
that you're smarter than
more attractive than
and all around better than.
Nice to know ya, Asswipe!
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Happy Anniversary!
Like flies to shit,
The attraction was mutual.
Definitely meant for each other.
As Romeo and Juliet did -
Die, you Bastards!
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kenn
Monday, March 23, 2009
Thank You!
For screwing up my life.
Without all the problems and difficulties that you add to my world,
I don't know what I'd do.
Thanks again, asshole!
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Sunday, March 22, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Happy Birthday!
We actually thought you had died seven or eight years ago. Unfortunately we heard otherwise. Go figure, you old bastard!
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