Happy Anniversary !

Your Husband Stopped by to Clean the Pool

For the Third Time This Week.
I Asked Him Why He Had a
14" Mailing Tube in His Pants.
He Said He Was Just Happy to See Me.

He Comes Here a Lot.
After He Comes Here,
He Tells Me He Has to Go Home
To See You to Get Some Rest.

Wyze Up,
Shit-for-Brains !

CHEER UP ! ! !

Lately, You Seem Down in the Dumps.
Not That I Give a Rat's Ass,
But, As I Just Used Your Boyfriend's
Erect Manhood As a Toothpick,
I Can Understand Why.

Get a Real Man,

B-I-ATCH ! ! !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Relax and Take a Load Off

Do us all a favor
Cut off the 12 pounds of fat
You call your head.

Die, you brain-dead moron!

Congratulations on Your New Job!

Though I wouldn't work for anyone
Who would hire you.
How did you get over on them?

Lying Bastard!

Happy Anniversary!

My friend Bill says that
Your wife's "Eat" tattoo
Should be closer to her vadge.

I agree, but told him that
The "In Here" tattoo
Is perfectly placed by her anus.

Dipshit!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

It took me some time
To find a card
Just for you.
Yet, I found one
That says exactly
What I wanted to say.
And here it is:

YOU SUCK!

Congratulations on Your New Home!

There goes the neighborhood.

Dumbass!