Saturday, April 18, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Happy Anniversary!
My friend Bill says that
Your wife's "Eat" tattoo
Should be closer to her vadge.
I agree, but told him that
The "In Here" tattoo
Is perfectly placed by her anus.
Dipshit!
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kenn
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It took me some time
To find a card
Just for you.
Yet, I found one
That says exactly
What I wanted to say.
And here it is:
YOU SUCK!
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harsh,
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kenn
Monday, April 13, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Sorry to Hear . . .
That you lost your job.
It's far more amazing to me
That you had one in the first place!
I love this country;
Do us all a favor and
Stay out of the workforce,
You Total Waste!
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kenn,
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Thursday, April 9, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY !
So, it's true.
You're living proof.
The good die young,
and the assholes continue on.
See you next year, Scumbag!
Labels:
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happy birthday,
harsh,
harsh cards,
kenn
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Congratulations on Your New Addition!
That's all we need,
Another asshole to use up
the world's valuable resources.
Two words: Birth Control
Dickweed!
Labels:
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greeting cards,
harsh,
harsh cards,
kenn
Monday, April 6, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Happy Anniversary!
Your wife says mine is twice as big as yours.
Let me return the compliment;
She has great boobs!
You Asshole!
Labels:
greeting cards,
happy anniversary,
harsh,
harsh cards,
kenn
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